I loved the review, AJ. Moonwalker isn't meant to be taken seriously. You have to take it for what it is. It's basically a long form music video and a fantasy musical film full of Michael's ego. But I love it!
I am glad Michael didn't try to do a real feature film here. I wish there had been a theatrical release in theaters when it was released. I wish they would have at least done a limited theatrical release when he died. I remember they brought back Captain Eo.
The review was hilarious though. My favorite bits are the parts about the "Booty munching" dogs. LOL!!!!! Oh and the part about Michael having a vanity moment for no reason outside his apartment, "his face full of fright and pretty." lol. You're a trip, AJ.